THE GROOMED MAN CO.

Citrus Blast Body Moisturiser

Grab your passport hairy legs, because we're off on an adventure of a lifetime with 'smooth' flying conditions ahead. Imagine the skin on your body as the world map, most of which you've never traveled to (most). Pack your undies, socks and the rapidly absorbing, non-greasy body moisturiser and get ready to board. For entree we'll be serving Muru Muru Butter, rich in essential fatty acids to restore skin elasticity, but won't leave you slipping out of your seat. Coffee won't be served today but antioxidant rich white tea extract will, which reduces oxidation damage and increases collagen production. Activated charcoal provides an unusual appearance but will leave your skin with a matte finish, perfect for all skin types. Welcome to your destination, you've never looked so good. In short, we created this body moisturiser to address the reasons why men rarely moisturise. We know you don't want to feel greasy, sticky, look shiny or oily.

Directions of use

Gentlemen, if we could now please request your full attention as we demonstrate the the safety features on this aircraft, but more importantly how to use a body moisturiser. In the likely event of a skin emergency, a pump will pop up. Please press down once and dispense moisturiser into your palm. Rub your hands together and massage skin in a downwards motion only. Repeat until you have covered your whole body. For further instructions, please read again.